pickle-flavored rim.
i ate a large dill pickle,
then drank from your glass
~
~
dumb tortilla chip.
you made my little gum bleed.
3 corners, too sharp!
~
this is an ode to
the most comfortable shirt
you left on my floor.
~
drunk fairy hit me
She hit me on the head, hard.
oh no still drunk, ouch!
(credit is due to lex)
~
i sit on the grass.
clovers lay under my butt.
they feel unlucky.
~
bearded man with teeth.
he covers my right toe tops.
marker on canvas.
~
hair flows like sunshine.
black river water flows by,
like ink in the sky.
~
trip, slip, catch yourself.
your stumble was no secret.
i quietly laugh.
~
creeper stop watching
the way my boobies jiggle
when i walk down steps.
~
dinosaur gun fights
can be very dangerous,
do not bring a knife
~
ew! stinky garbage-
it leaked all over my hand.
i hate garbage night.
~
school, shmool. i hate it.
i might just blow it away,
with stink bombs only.
~
little beetle bug.
sweet '67 ragtop.
i want to own you.
~
homo erectus
-to sapien sapein.
we are all different
~
neighborly neighbor.
please don't ever sit by me.
if you do, watch out.
~
break mi corazon.
if you do, i'll break yours too.
we are heartbreakers.
~
we are all winos.
mouths the color of dark grapes.
you as drunk as moi?
~
i'm drinking cow's blood.
it's going to kill my cold.
i want a ciggy.
(courtesy of j-mo)
~
my pimp likes feathers.
he wears them in his felt hat.
he sells my body
(cred goes to carissa)
~
i am a cool crab.
even though my claws differ.
lady crabs love me.
~
yea photography.
you are so mysterious.
like a ghost poopie.
~
apple juice poop squirts.
my butthole is on fire.
need toilet paper.
~
red hair like copper
flows from your hair follicles.
why did you choose red?
~
cock drawn on the desk.
someone's got sex on the brain.
oh baby, me too.
~
why don't guys shower?
i wish they smelled clean and nice.
humboldt makes them dumb.
~
le petit douche bag
farts poop bombs for my nostrils.
the table fairy.
(dedicated to twiggs)
~
lesbian vampires
parading through the city,
"hi-ho periods"
~
crack cocaine is bad.
you lose teeth and die often.
let's eat rat poison.
(timmmmm)
~
my sticks in your box.
i am glad they fit so well.
let's always be friends.
(timm again)
~
i fucking hate school.
wake up early - learn nothing.
ah mother fucker!
~
timm always leaves us.
"more important things to do"
but what about us?
~
i'm missing a toe.
yeah, life's rough in the streets.
i am just a bird.
~
lo and behold, ah!
a set of salt and pepper.
shakers of flavor.
~
sitting at big blue.
i wish the word was shitting.
coffee expedites.
~
jess drunky drunky
"ace, does i sound like her?"
only when you're drunk.
~
rice margarita.
fermented berry nuggets,
we blend it with ice.
~
drinking hiatus.
victorious over the sauce.
except for tonight.
~
tomo working life.
fried food for every meal.
tempura fried farts.
~
steve the bartender.
he's got a voice like a toad.
whisper in my ear.
~
shut your mouth punk bitch!
you actin' REDICUHLESS.
come on slut, let's brawl.
(cred to twiggs)
i ate a large dill pickle,
then drank from your glass
~
~dumb tortilla chip.
you made my little gum bleed.
3 corners, too sharp!
~
this is an ode to
the most comfortable shirt
you left on my floor.
~
drunk fairy hit me
She hit me on the head, hard.
oh no still drunk, ouch!
(credit is due to lex)
~
i sit on the grass.
clovers lay under my butt.
they feel unlucky.
~
bearded man with teeth.
he covers my right toe tops.
marker on canvas.
~
hair flows like sunshine.
black river water flows by,
like ink in the sky.
~
trip, slip, catch yourself.
your stumble was no secret.
i quietly laugh.
~
creeper stop watching
the way my boobies jiggle
when i walk down steps.
~
dinosaur gun fights
can be very dangerous,
do not bring a knife
~
ew! stinky garbage-
it leaked all over my hand.
i hate garbage night.
~
school, shmool. i hate it.
i might just blow it away,
with stink bombs only.
~
little beetle bug.
sweet '67 ragtop.
i want to own you.
~
homo erectus
-to sapien sapein.
we are all different
~
neighborly neighbor.
please don't ever sit by me.
if you do, watch out.
~
break mi corazon.
if you do, i'll break yours too.
we are heartbreakers.
~
we are all winos.
mouths the color of dark grapes.
you as drunk as moi?
~
i'm drinking cow's blood.
it's going to kill my cold.
i want a ciggy.
(courtesy of j-mo)
~
my pimp likes feathers.
he wears them in his felt hat.
he sells my body
(cred goes to carissa)
~
i am a cool crab.
even though my claws differ.
lady crabs love me.
~
yea photography.
you are so mysterious.
like a ghost poopie.
~
apple juice poop squirts.
my butthole is on fire.
need toilet paper.
~
red hair like copper
flows from your hair follicles.
why did you choose red?
~
cock drawn on the desk.
someone's got sex on the brain.
oh baby, me too.
~
why don't guys shower?
i wish they smelled clean and nice.
humboldt makes them dumb.
~
le petit douche bag
farts poop bombs for my nostrils.
the table fairy.
(dedicated to twiggs)
~
lesbian vampires
parading through the city,
"hi-ho periods"
~
crack cocaine is bad.
you lose teeth and die often.
let's eat rat poison.
(timmmmm)
~
my sticks in your box.
i am glad they fit so well.
let's always be friends.
(timm again)
~
i fucking hate school.
wake up early - learn nothing.
ah mother fucker!
~
timm always leaves us.
"more important things to do"
but what about us?
~
i'm missing a toe.
yeah, life's rough in the streets.
i am just a bird.
~
lo and behold, ah!
a set of salt and pepper.
shakers of flavor.
~
sitting at big blue.
i wish the word was shitting.
coffee expedites.
~
jess drunky drunky
"ace, does i sound like her?"
only when you're drunk.
~
rice margarita.
fermented berry nuggets,
we blend it with ice.
~
drinking hiatus.
victorious over the sauce.
except for tonight.
~
tomo working life.
fried food for every meal.
tempura fried farts.
~
steve the bartender.
he's got a voice like a toad.
whisper in my ear.
~
shut your mouth punk bitch!
you actin' REDICUHLESS.
come on slut, let's brawl.
(cred to twiggs)
